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[Highlight the parts of this that apply to you.]

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
*I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
*I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE/N ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
*I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
*I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. HELL YA! look at it now xD
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
*I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn. (I'm stubborn and love sausage xD)
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
*I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. (and again, i'm labled as that...wait i do skate so n/m)
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm WHITE born in a black area, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
*I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
*I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST smell horrible.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. oh hell no im not preppy
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
*I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
*I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
*My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
*I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN.
*I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm FRENCH so I MUST be snotty towards everyone, wear a striped sweater, and say "Oui, oui!".
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
*I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
*I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
*I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
*I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
*I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
*I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
*I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
*I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. (I hugged a tree once…
*I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (hehehehe )
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
*I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
*I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
*I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
*I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and/or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
*I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
*I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see.
*I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
NO IM A COW/DOG/MOOSE/MONGOOSE OF CORSE

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you"
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (ive seen someone do it )
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[] You break a lot of things.
[] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

LUL.
IM RETARDED PLZ

TOTAL: 20

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.

1.Put your iPod on shuffle.(i used WMP lol)
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag your friends!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
Pretending (alt. mix) - HIM


WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Love in Cold Blood - HIM


WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
In The Nightside Of Eden - HIM

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Don't Close Your Heart - HIM


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Close to the Flame - HIM and HER

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Killing Loneliness - HIM

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Love's Requiem - HIM

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
please dont let it go (acoustic version) - HIM

WHAT IS 2+2?
Your Sweet 666 - HIM

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEnd?
The Face of God - HIM

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Stigmata Diaboli - HIM

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
When Love and Death Embrace - HIM & HER

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
It's All Tears (Unplugged Radio Live) - HIM

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?**
Wicked Game - HIM

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Don't Close Your Heart - HIM

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Buried Alive by Love - HIM

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Poison Girl - HIM

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
The Sacrament - HIM & HER

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Venus Doom - HIM

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Dark Light - HIM

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Beautiful - HIM

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
The Heartless - HIM

WHAT DO YOU REGRET?
Aeris' Theme - Nobuo Uematsu

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH
Sleepwalking Past Hope - HIM

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Ikunnaprinsessa - HIM

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
It's All Tears (Drown In This Love) - HIM

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
The Funeral of Hearts - HIM & HER

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Bleed Well - HIM

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Bury Me Deep Inside Your Heart - HIM

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Valo Yossa - HIM

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Under The Rose - HIM

I saw no sense in this but i was bored....

Hey guys! I'm just going to tell you a little about me and my life!

Name: Miroku
Age: 19
Height: About 5'7"
Weight: 220
Hair: Dark Brown
State: The Heart of Mississippi!

Ok, there's the outside me! Heres some info on my life!!!

Family: 2 Brothers & Mom
House: Bedrooms; 3 Bathrooms; 1 Kitchens; 1 Living Rooms; 1
I live on a ½ acre with a rotting shed ;D and my grandmalives in a small house in town she has a dog.

Art materials: Mouse ( D ms Paint, Photoshop, pencil, these tons of free pens that i cant find D:, and colored pencils.

School!

ok, you all remember that stupid kid that hit pretended he had a hitlist, and didn't go to court, and yada yada yada, well he was falsely accused, and is still at our school. his girlfriend (who he doesn't have, and i don't know) doesn't miss him, and she did not cry in school because she REALLY hates him. *sigh* life is overly complicated.



Updates!!!
Guys, i'm going to start to draw random thingys. one of my friends on hear told me that i would be good

but not until i get better with photo shop !

This whole Journal was done to amuse someone. thanks for reading it and all of its uselessness. ^^